Naturist massage?

What he means, my dear, is that yes, he would like you and he to both be naked whilst having the massage!!

What he could also be hoping for is a massage with a 'happy ending'. (I did chuckle when I first heard that expression.. what with that and now hearing about a request for a 'naturist massage'.. I am looking forward to the next expression).

Just being polite but to the point should put him in his place. Good luck!

The correct definition is everyone in the room is naked, no draping, but a good deal of the general public think it's just the person being massaged is naked, no draping. So he may or may not be expecting you to be naked, but he definately expects to be naked, no draping.

Not all 'dodgy-slimy-pervy' requests sound like one of those 'dodgy-slimy-pervy' requests - the more experienced requester knows how not to make it sound like it is one of those requests, they know they have an good chance an overt request will be refused, so they go covert, seem harmless, and then they innocently ask for everything to be massaged, after all it is a full body massage .... I'd say about 99% are NOT expecting everthing to be massaged and won't ask, but that 1% that are hoping for it have lots of different approaches, not just overt requests on the initial phone call.

Awww.... slow on the uptake...!

Thanks both of you! I get the feeling, after calling him back & asking him what he expected that it was of the 'full massage' nature... ie: that 1% Cola!

Been getting alot of those lately - think it has to do with my Gumtree ads, it's clear on all the ads that 'I DO NOT OFFER SERVICES OF A SEXUAL NATURE' but still get the calls & texts... puts a sort of sordid damper on things when even the 'nicer' sounding ones turn out to be the dodgy pervy ones!

Learning slowly & laughing the requests off as part & parcel of the experience!

Thanks for the feedback,
r
x

I've said this before, but I will say it again 🙂 one of the easiest ways to avoid getting to far into a discussion with an unknown male about what exactly goes on is to ask when they are after an appointment before ANYTHING else, they will almost always say 'today or tomorrow', when you have nothing available 'until next week' they will almost always not know their schedule that far in advance and get off the phone quickly, meaning you don't get into what exactly is massaged. This does make it difficult for the guy that did too much in the garden over the weekend and is calling Monday, but there are lots of other massage therapists that will happily see him on the same day.

Hi Robyn

Other Hp users have mentioned in the past that advertising on GUMTREE seems at times to provide unwanted phone calls of a sexual nature.

I personally believe that disclaimers like: 'I DO NOT OFFER SERVICES OF A SEXUAL NATURE' can actually attract the wrong clientele. It's a kind of reverse (as well as perverse) logic.

It's up to you where you advertise, but is it worth the hassle?

Best Wishes

Pixie

What he could also be hoping for is a massage with a 'happy ending'. quote]

ROFL... absolutly love it. Maybe I should offer this to my hubby tonight, I bet I would make his day.

A Massage with a happy ending.....brilliant. :):):)

Angel x

............. and shock horror, perhaps he really was just after a naturist massage!

i hate the term 'happy ending' - and get so annoyed with my OH when he jokes about it...
anyway, there are some naturists out there of course, but i think that they generally will already know someone who gives naturist massages through their naturist friends, or ask their friends for a recommendation etc all through word of mouth... people who ring out of the blue are probably not really naturists.

Hello....I've just moved down to Chesterfield from York, guess I ought to change my username now?

Having found a couple of posters on this site happy to offer me an undraped/naturist massage whilst living in York, is there anyone in this area happy to help? I'm not looking for the "happy ending" massage, as they would be happy to testify, I'm usually asleep within a couple of minutes!! Quite simply, I find the massage more comfortable and less intrusive without having towels/sheets being jiggled about every few minutes. Just my own preference. If you are willing to provide, then please PM me and maybe we can arrange a meet.

Many thanks

Andy.

Lol i think i might have started one of those threads a while ago...i had a few of those calls

............. and shock horror, perhaps he really was just after a naturist massage!

Ha ha, I remember being asked by a friend of mine if I would massage an elderly gentleman she knew, who happened to be a naturist. My friend was a plastic-ware rep and regularly went round to drop off his catalogue and then collect his order. She said he always came to the door dressed in a tabard and was above-board, but he was 80 and suffering from a bad back...

Well...things started off OK. He answered the door in his tabard and was polite and not in yer face about his naturism at all. AT FIRST. I saw him weekly in his home until one day he said his carer had not been round and wanted me to shower him (he was standing in the shower when I came in!) I refused of course. Then he proceeded to tell me about the naturist lifestyle he had enjoyed over the years (starting in the sixties) and told me how he used to massage young women and brought them to orgasm, asking me if i had ever done the same!

As I was leaving (telling him I could no longer have him as a client) he asked me if I was wearing knickers!

Makes me laugh now, but at the time I remember feeling quite disconcerted!:D

If you really are interested ...

There are plenty of therapists in London offering proper naturist massage (and, yes, you are both naked). You can find them (and sadly the charlatans and escorts too) on Gumtree or Vivastreet or other boards. Have a look at (not used him). As I said, there are others- these are just two I chose as an example. Some, however, dont advertise openly and you need to establish a trust basis first. It is NOT the big deal that some make of it if you are a genuinely open person. That said, it is certainly not for all!

What he means, my dear, is that yes, he would like you and he to both be naked whilst having the massage!!

What he could also be hoping for is a massage with a 'happy ending'. (I did chuckle when I first heard that expression.. what with that and now hearing about a request for a 'naturist massage'.. I am looking forward to the next expression).

Just being polite but to the point should put him in his place. Good luck!

Why would the therapist need to be naked? I can understand the person getting the massage not wanting any clothes on, but the therapist? Hmmmm
I've been for a few and ironically being a man I prefer the ones without the so called "happy ending" because the therapist is usually alot more skilful. Am curious to try naturist one now. First time I heard of one.

I am a male and I usually get naturist massage done in elixir in london, unlike others may think it is pretty decent form but just that the therapist and client are naked. I prefer it this way as it keeps the excitement alive if the therapist is very attractive 🙂 accompanied with a good massage but not aware of any other ones in london. Would be happy to try a new place.

MMM, let me think...............

A naturist massage with a happy ending

Alcohol

Smoking

Gambling

Question

Which of the above is harmless?

Which of the above has caused untold misery to people ?

Which of the above gets most disapprovals

Puts thing in perspecrive I reckon.

there has been mention here of both client and you being naked or everyone in the room being naked. This is NOT always true. There are people who follow this naturist way of life (not me I might add) but I had a few calls from a guy who was part of a nature group and was happy for me to be clothed and some of the members had agreed with him that if I would agree they would use a towel to cover anything that made me uncomfortable.

I personally did not take on this client nor any others that want nudity but I think we have to remember not all of these calls ( althought probably most) are sleezy

Ha ha, I remember being asked by a friend of mine if I would massage an elderly gentleman she knew, who happened to be a naturist. My friend was a plastic-ware rep and regularly went round to drop off his catalogue and then collect his order. She said he always came to the door dressed in a tabard and was above-board, but he was 80 and suffering from a bad back...

Well...things started off OK. He answered the door in his tabard and was polite and not in yer face about his naturism at all. AT FIRST. I saw him weekly in his home until one day he said his carer had not been round and wanted me to shower him (he was standing in the shower when I came in!) I refused of course. Then he proceeded to tell me about the naturist lifestyle he had enjoyed over the years (starting in the sixties) and told me how he used to massage young women and brought them to orgasm, asking me if i had ever done the same!

As I was leaving (telling him I could no longer have him as a client) he asked me if I was wearing knickers!

Makes me laugh now, but at the time I remember feeling quite disconcerted!:D

Thanks for that - it made me laugh too and I can just see the old boy in his tabard!:D

A couple of years ago I had to call at a large house on the outskirts of our village. (This was not connected to massage work by the way.) The woman who lived there (maybe late 60's) was very friendly and showed me around her huge house and garden, gave me tea and as I left pointed out acres of land and orchards which also belonged to her.

It was all beautiful and she told me she had it all left to her a few months earlier. She told me she had worked as a carer for a very elderly widower who had no children or other family and he left everything to her.

I was told afterwards by several people that she "cared" for him in every possible way;) for about 18 months before he died and he always was a randy old devil apparently. They also said he went out with a bang!!:D

and it is the best way i know of avoiding getting oil on your clothes

Why would the therapist need to be naked?

If both of you are naked then all barriers between the pair of you have been removed and you are thereby on equal terms, or to look at it another way; it creates a level playing field (not the best expression I know) and chances are you will feel liberated (more evident on your first few naturist experiences, be it a massage or nudist beech), less self concious and personally I found I relax more during a naturist massage, than I do a draped massage with clothed masseuse. Possibly because there is no point in trying to cover up you can give up the last bit of the Victorian attitude that still makes people concious about covering up even when sometimes there is no need.

I've been for a few and ironically being a man I prefer the ones without the so called "happy ending" because the therapist is usually alot more skilful. Am curious to try naturist one now. First time I heard of one.

I'm sure a massage from a genuine naturist therapist who is professionally trained would be much better than a happy ending massage, where I suspect there is less effort in the massage than there is the ending.

I too am a man and I did not and would not want a naturist massage that was anything other than a comprehensive massage from a professional. I have massages to get the knots and aches eased from my muscles, de-stress and relax; I would not want a half hearted massage followed by someone trying to get me all worked up, kind of defeats the object if you ask me.

I became curious, did some searching and have now found a naturist therapist not too far from me who is happy to treat me. I count myself as being very fortunate in so far as the two of us get on and have that connection that you need, no not a sexual connection, but a connection that means we are comfortable in each others company, be it clothed or naked.

This is very important as you are going to have to feel comfortable being naked in each others company, while you lay there with, at first, someone who is little better than a total stranger putting their hands all over you, in some very personal areas, save for one or two bits and pieces. So, if the connection is not there, I doubt that you will be able to fully relax and get the maximum benefit from your massage.

Naturists massage

MMM, let me think...............

A naturist massage with a happy ending

Alcohol

Smoking

Gambling

Question

Which of the above is harmless?

Which of the above has caused untold misery to people ?

Which of the above gets most disapprovals

Puts thing in perspecrive I reckon.

I agree with you wholeheartedly

naturist massage

Hi Ive been doing massage for a year now and advertise on gumtree. I get lots of calls from men slipping in "do you do naturist massage and hand relief"
They are always timewasters or gays. I tell them I do extras for gays. 10 pounds for a punch on the nose and 20 pounds for a kick in the testicles.
That may sound aggressive but i say it jokily and it gets rid of them.
Ive also had a couple of guys turn up and then ask for naturist or sensual.
I always say Ive no problem if you are naked as long as the massage does not become sexual. Prob best to get money up front before you start in case it does and you have to end it.
Its a case of being very firm in what you will and won`t allow.
Youre the one calling the shots not them.
regards
Andy

Awww.... slow on the uptake...!

Thanks both of you! I get the feeling, after calling him back & asking him what he expected that it was of the 'full massage' nature... ie: that 1% Cola!

Been getting alot of those lately - think it has to do with my Gumtree ads, it's clear on all the ads that 'I DO NOT OFFER SERVICES OF A SEXUAL NATURE' but still get the calls & texts... puts a sort of sordid damper on things when even the 'nicer' sounding ones turn out to be the dodgy pervy ones!

Learning slowly & laughing the requests off as part & parcel of the experience!

Thanks for the feedback,
r
x

It is really shame. I am getting such happy endings request daily , a lot per day, they coming, calling, writing etc. And this is in clinic, with all info displayed outside... for the last week it was just a small amount of such requests - just 11.
But, you cannot do anything. Just say a big fat NO.
Unfortunately nowadays a lot of massage therapist with online or weekends qualifications without any knowledge.
Several times I also throw away guys and terminated treatments due to this issues with happy endings.
By the way, there is even academy/school that make tradings in such kind of massages and even give certificates. Haaaahaaaahaaaaa
It seams this is absolutely normal in uk