I read in a magazine today the following spell:
To stir-up a boring romantic relationship with your husband/boyfriend
Wear a pair of knickers for 5 days (moring and night) without washing them.
Place a container under the underwear.
Pour a strainable liquid through the crotch of the knickers, collecting it in the container.
Give it to your partner to drink- his caveman instinct will get the better of him and you'll be enjoying the excitement of a rejuventated love life.
Eurgh![:'(] No wonder this gives wiccans a bad name!
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Do you think the woman who wrote this would find her "cavewoman" instinct getting the better of her if the spell was reversed?
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Ugh!! That is truly gross!!
Do you think anybody would really try that??
YUK!!
k x
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ROTFL!!!
I did not know wheather I should pull a face and go eeeeeeuw [X(][X(][X(][X(][X(] or tear myself laughing!!! [sm=bouncy.gif][sm=1syellow1.gif][sm=bouncy.gif][sm=1syellow1.gif][sm=bouncy.gif][sm=1syellow1.gif]
How bizare!!
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Eurgh! What minger would wear the same drawers for 5 days![:'(] Apparently if you give your bloke your pants before he goes fishing and he keeps them with him he will catch more fish as they are attracted to female pheromones
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I remember reading from ancient english verse that if you liked a man you should relieve yourself in his shoe.
There are some lovely ones out there!
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Well...spose it makes a good threat!
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Someone has to have tried this, or a variation. Its almost as bad as the Buddists and their urine detox. Yes ladies they drink it! after a very good detox I might add. The detox has to be good but I still don't fancy drinking it.
Blessed be
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Do you think anyone tried this??!! [:'(]
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Well it worked for me!
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😀 - Whatever floats your boat xx
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Yea this all seems rather repulsive to me but even though the methodologies here are a bit off the rocker the concept that it probably came from is not far from truth.
Humans are just animals. Male or female. We use our sense of smell all the time and don't even realize it.
As Anton Szandor LaVey said in one of his books. He said we shouldnt cover our natural smells with perfumes or colognes because it was artificial. He also warned that he wasn't suggesting not to observe good hygiene but just that the natural clean smell of your heated body was the best attraction method for the person who would truly be a partner.
Ive even seen this used in different ways. Such as companionship. Now don't think me too crazy but Ive worked with animals many times before at veterinarian hospitals. I noticed one day while trying to warm up to a few new dogs in the kennel that I was a bit disgusted by their smell but it wasnt a dirty smell it was their natural smell that I didnt approve of. What I found out that barring the smell of a dog that had not been washed, the dogs that had a repulsive NATURAL smell to me were the ones that more often than not didnt like me and I didnt like them.
I used this vice versa to tell whether or not I would like a dog or they would like me. If I found their smell welcoming then I would have a great relationship with them. Like my own dog. Its almost like I chose to adopt my dog before I even realized it because when I carried him to the x-ray at the hospital I worked for at the time, I found his smell appealing.
I know this all must sound nuts or something but its just an example that we are animals and we use our sense of smell just as much as our eyes or ears or hands or tongue.
It has an affect on our brains and on our decisions. so the concept that this rather immature "spell" has in it is actually a truth of humankind.
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Oooooh smell is one of my favourite senses!!!
But I think I prefer to use roses and a lovely Venus incense to spice up my love life than old knickers....
It's interesting what desperation can make some people do 😉
And talking about animals - don't you just love the smell of kittens!
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If you think your armpits smell bad maybe it's time for that detox,;)
L&L,
Sig xx
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wear them for 5 days! they must be a cavewomen! urgh![:'(]
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Can't see the problem myself. You can wear pants four times in a row... just turn them inside-out then back to front. job done. 😀
[sm=scratchchin.gif] or maybe that's why I'm still single.
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That would be why.
A propos of this - my Dad used to run a building company. Gangs of workers used to come down from "up North": they shared the company
flat. I think this lot were from Durham. Their gangleader was nicknamed "Atlas" - nobody in the office knew why for weeks, until someone told us that it was on account of the state of his underpants - they looked like a map of the world.
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Doogle posted: "I remember reading from ancient english verse that if you liked a man you should relieve yourself in his shoe.
There are some lovely ones out there!"
I can assure you that if somebody did that in my shoe I would send them something to constipate them for a week!
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It does really scare me that golden showers and water sports (i.e. urinating on your lover) is actually a thing!!! Why would that be nice?? Bet the people that like that sort of thing are always the ones to pee in the public pool! Its jus not nice!!!!!
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I think , well I really hope the golden showers thing is just for deviates [:'(]
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This just has to be the 'thread of the month' 😀
Well done Azalia, thanks for giving me the recipe [:@]
By the way it makes you ill [&o][&o]
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Lol eww i retched reading that I am squeamish but lol someone must have really disliked their partner. it's more like a revenge spell. I don't think i will try it. I think someone was just having a laugh posting that spell. the mind boggles.
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I think someone was just having a laugh posting that spell. the mind boggles.
Not at all! Bodily fluids can be extremely powerful when used in magick by a respsonsible practitioner. Lots of the 'old spells' contain references to obtaining fingernail cuttings or hair from someone, and I think there are examples in the Boscastle Witch Museum. Theycan be usefulfor hexes. These types of spells are also often used in Voodoo Magick ..................... not something to play with unless you know what you're doing!
Not all spells involve sparkly wands and fairy dust! [sm=sandrine.gif]
SageCat
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I have taken measures to protect myself from magick using urine....
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hmmm.... that sounds a lil scary. i'll stick to smelly onions
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Could work, but would you then want to be kissed by your newly passion filled lover?????[:'(]