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Oct 10, 2008 6:45 pm
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lonely hearts club?
A: Lots of blind dates.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A: A cartridge in a bare tree.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general?
A: A military coo.
Q: What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge?
A: A shock absorber.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine?
A: A tunnel that leaks.
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Oct 11, 2008 9:36 am
love it!!
and another....
Q What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A Someone who stays up all night wondering, if there is a dog!
and another...
Q What do you get if you cross and artist with a policeman?
A A brush with the law!