WALKING ON THE GRASS
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" 😀
A man of my own heart
How far into the pregnancy will she be able to carry the golf bag?
[COLOR="Green"]I feel a need to redress the balance here (since it's not a question of whether women are equal to men, but whether we are superior!) :p
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
As our women mature and choose younger and younger men
They will find that their next husband has not been not born yet
As our women mature and choose younger and younger men
They will find that their next husband has not been not born yet
[COLOR="Green"]Perhaps more true of older men and their ever younger pursuits? 😉
older men and their ever younger pursuits? 😉
That's not a young pursuit, its as old as the hills....................:)
That's not a young pursuit, its as old as the hills....................:)
[COLOR="Green"]Yes I know...guess it was poorly phrased. Of course I meant older men forever pursuing younger women. C'est la vie!
(Glad to no longer be a part of all that now). 😉
A man of my own heart
How far into the pregnancy will she be able to carry the golf bag?
Well I'd draw the line at the delivery room......................:rolleyes: