there's nothing like a good educashun!

science
one of the most important farces is the farce that pulls things to the ground. this farce is called gravy.

history
in wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.

maths
the total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay.

history
sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. some prisners end up in consterpation camps.

religious studies
a mosque is a sort of church. the main difference is that its roof is doomed.

religious studies
i asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool, i don't know any old men apart from grandpa.

maths
i would like to be accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.

geography
the closet town to france is dover. you can get to france on a train or you can go on a fairy.

maths
if it less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.

the arts
... and at the end of the show we all sing away in the manager.

the arts
in last's year's christmas concert, linzi played the main prat. i played one of the smaller prats and i would like to have a bigger prat this year.

science
helicopters are cleverer than planes. not only can they they fly through the air they can also hoover.

history
then joan of ark met her end. she was burned as a steak.

natural history
crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed asians.

geography
in geography we learned that countries with sea around them are islands and ones without sea are incontinents.

religious studies
if you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this.

history
sir walter raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper