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The Pearly Gates

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Three nuns who died at the same time arrived at the Pearly Gates simultaneously and intended to go straight in, but St Peter barred their way
'Just because you are nuns' he said 'does'nt mean you barge in here without the religious test'.
'You' he said to the first nun 'What was the name of the first man?'
'Er Adam' she replied, and the bells clanged and the trumpets blew and in she went.
'You' said St Peter addressing the second nun 'What was the name of the first woman?'
'Er Eve' she replied, and the bells clanged and trumpets blew and in she went.
'You' said St Peter to the third quaking nun 'What were the first words Eve said to Adam?'
'Oh Gee, thats a hard one' she said. And the bells clanged and the trumpets blew and in she went.

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