The Canadian Medical Association has weighed in on the Prime Minister's new health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter....."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Ottawa.
nice one, nice_one!
May be you 'll like this one?
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Please select from the following
options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
&nbs please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please
ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen
carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.
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doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you
happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press
969696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a
message after the beep or before
the beep or after the beep. Please
wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory
loss, press 9. If you have short-
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loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem,
please hang up our operators are
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If you are meno pausal, put the
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If you are blonde, don't press any
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lol .
Yep that was a good one jnani 🙂
x dazzle x
Thanks for the laugh you two! :rollaugh::rollaugh:
Thanks for the humour :p
Love it, except for the blonde bit... :p
Charis (blonde with a first class honours degree)