Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff. God said to them that since they
had been such great outstanding citizens of Earth that they would be given one chance to
become anything that they desired.
The first man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be an
eagle." Instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.
The second man ran to the edge of the cliff, jumped into the air and shouted, "I want to be
an owl." Instantly he was changed into an owl and soared off into the sunset.
The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock, and shouted, "Oh **** ...:D:D
How wise!
oops Hahahaha!!
look before you leap lol
That cheered me up no end! Another disaster today ...