Medical School Class ..

Medical School Class

First-year students at Med School were receiving their
first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They
all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In
medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the human body." For
an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck
his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and
stuck his finger in his mouth "Go ahead and do the
same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several
minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger
in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention!