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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
Very good Fleur.:011:
My meagre offering is:
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W"
When a witch lands, where does she park?
In a broom closet.
What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
She flies off the handle.
What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear the broom boom.
What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What does the Coven's softball team do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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and a few more
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
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Yawn!!
Yawn!!
c'mon then,,, where's yours???????:p
A classic yawn from Windy! funnier than the jokes lol
sorry girlies x