We've haven't had many elephant jokes for a long time, so I thought we deserved a thread specifically for elephant jokes....
Q:
How do you know if you've got an Elephant in bed with you?
A:
There's an E on his pyjamas!
Myarka
I've got a better one:
Q: How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
How do you get four elephants into a mini?
2 in the front and 2 in the back !
OK, so How do you get four giraffes into a mini?
[2 in the front and 2 in the back ?]
no .... now don't be silly ... it's full of elephants
This takes me back many many years:D
Judith
Q: How do you know you have elephants in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter!
Q: How do you know if you have two elephants in your fridge?
[two sets of footprints?]
A: No - there's a tandem parked outside!
Oh, gads, the old ones are the best ...
Fx
Q, How do you know the elephant has got friendly with the mouse
A, Bigger holes in your skirting boards