Elf warning ....... these jokes may make you laugh.:D
Q. What king is the children's favorite at Christmas time?
A. A stocking!
Santa goes up and down so many chimneys that he's thinking of getting a yearly flue shot?
Christmas Pizza Joke
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:- 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'
Anyone else like to share some giggles they know ......................:)
What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?
Dinner.
What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
Santaclaustrophobia
Ho Ho ho!
How many reindeer does Santa have? The answer is two (Rudolph and Olive).
Sue
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs
Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner.
'That must have cost a fortune!' I said .
'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." ~ Bernard Manning.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~ Jay Leno