Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong ...
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right,
War determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
Soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
But one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell
Bound to get there.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
Early bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese
Virginity like balloon, one prick all gone
Man with chip on shoulder is messy eater