(This is different from the previous one that I later found someone had already posted... I promise.) 😉
[COLOR="Indigo"]A man is driving down the highway when a rabbit suddenly runs out in front of his car. He slams on the brakes and screeches to a halt, but it's too late.
Getting out of the car, he finds the rabbit dead by the side of the road. Being a tender-hearted man and a lover of animals, he begins to cry.
A few minutes later, another car pulls up behind his and a beautiful blonde woman steps out.
"Why are you crying?" she asks the man.
"I just hit this rabbit and killed it," he replies.
"Here," she offers, "let me see if I can help."
She goes to her car, opens her handbag, takes out a small spray can and sprays the contents on the dead rabbit.
Instantly the rabbit leaps to his feet, waves his little paw to the two humans, and begins to hop away. After a few hops he turns and waves again, hops a little further, waves again, and continues hopping and waving, hopping and waving, until he is out of sight.
The man is incredulous. He turns to the woman: "What's in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around for him to read the label.
It says...
(wait for it...)
HARE SPRAY
Restores Life to Dead Hare
Adds Permanent Wave