This is such an unfair world.
When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
News flashes:
A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related.
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
Excellent.....................Its the way you tell em..:rollaugh:
Two prostitutes chatting on the streets of Paris. One said to the other, "The Euro is not worth a f*** these days."
What do you do if a rottweiler starts humping your leg?...............
Fake an orgasm! 😮