Not sure if this belongs here
but it don't seem to belong in jokes or quizzes somehow
So mods feel free to move it:)
A man sitting in a pub,feeling rather poor.he see's the man next to him pull a wad of 50 pound notes out of his wallet.he turns to the rich man and says "i have an amazing talent"i know almost every song that has ever existed,the rich man laugh's,the poor man says.i am willing to bet you,all the money you have in your wallet,that i can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it,the rich man luugh's again and says,ok how about my daughters name,joanna armstrong-miller...the rich man goe's home poor,and the poor man goe's home rich!!...WHAT SONG DID HE SING??????
Hehehe - Cirrus sings this song a lot on HP!
Ok....I'll be the first to admit...........don't get it:hidesbehindsofa::009:, does someone want to explain, in words of one syllable.......
Come on fleurypoos you sing it everytime I do too!
RxXx
Come on Fleur I know you can guess it LOL
Your gonna kick yourself if I tell you LOL
Don't say! Don't say! Else there will be no congratulations in order!
RxXx
Ok....I'll be the first to admit...........don't get it:hidesbehindsofa::009:, does someone want to explain, in words of one syllable.......
You didn't see me but I am behind the sofa too..........
Come on girlies, theres a present in it for you!
RxXx
Ooooh, I had to think about it a while but then it clicked...
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong-Miller
Happy birthday to you.
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Thanks Giles!!!
Just come back from the poetry thread and.........
Flipping heck..............just having you lot on...........I KNEW it all the time
:rollaugh::rollaugh::rollaugh::hidesbehindsofa:
Hey (says fleurypops ducking)stop throwing those rotten tomatoes
BTW Energylz
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Oh Mr Energylz you party pooper! We could have had them going on for hours!!!
I was going to offer them a cake next!!!
:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
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RxXx
Edit: Great teaser La Touche!!!!
well done Energylz
:rollaugh:
Fancy another one anyone?
I am a six letter word..letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by1-2-6. WHAT AM I.?????
Hands up high miss,,,,I know I know.........................
Carpet:cool:
Well done Fleur go to the top of the class:dance:
OK HERES ANOTHER easy one
The more you make of me the more you leave behind
What am I?
is it...........................time?
or..............................footsteps?
do i get a bigger prize for two answers?
Here's one for you:
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Stamp ?
Clever cloggs :003:
OK HERES ANOTHER easy one
The more you make of me the more you leave behind
What am I?
A Mess????
Sorry Fleur
Serendipity got it
It was footprints:)
But mess was a good answer
The Stamp one was very clever Serendipity
Any one else got any?
There is a common English word that is nine letters long.
Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter.
What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
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:rolleyes::confused::rolleyes::rolleyes::(:o:022:
:fit:I give up
I'll give you a clue. It begins with 'S'. You only need to find the other 8 letters now.:005:
:confused::confused::confused::confused:
No idea from me.....I can see this turning into a very long thread :rolleyes:
OK, I'll post the answer.;)
The base word is Startling
- starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
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I am a six letter word..letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by1-2-6. WHAT AM I.?????
Answer this one!
It's going to really annoy me, i've been trying for ages.
Can't do it.
Help, answer it!
F x
See post #15
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