Willy Size!

Maybe your 'past' partner was just being nice! We all know how you men like a bit of flattery!

If anyone here has ever been told they are SMALLER than average, they are obviously consorting with the wrong woman!

If anyone here has ever been told they are SMALLER than average, they are obviously consorting with the wrong woman!

Is that a wrong woman or a wronged woman?!;):D

Well, no matter how many times I see this thread title..I cannot help but think of this television programme title 😀

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men dont worry! sizes doesnt matter! well it would if it is like Ron Jeremys!! tooo biiiig!!:eeeK:

dont forget personality and how you get on with each other more important then sizes.

Amethsytfairy:)

This thread has really made me smile......nothing like the subject of willy's to make even the most sensible a little bit silly 😀

You should also take a look at the 'similar threads' list below also worth a giggle.

Sunbeamxxxxx

I hoped the subject would go away, having started it, thinking it would be among men!!!! [Under Men's Health.]

OK, I truly do not look at such magazines, but in Playboy I think it is, or something like that, ther's a cartoon each issue about a character shaped like a willy. It might be called "Naughty Willy" or something. (Can anyone correct me?) The wife of that cartoonist was once my friend, I've been to their house, and just by producing a couple of four-panel cartoons a week, the cartoonist is what I'd call rich! Amazing! What a way to earn a living.

The loo is quite something. Like a library, all walls have floor-to ceiling shelves stacked exclusively with the men's magazine having his cartoons in them. :p It looks like a couple of thousand!

He has a separate building in which he "works" on these cartoons. Again, what a way to make a living!

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I'm glad you started this thread V - for the last few weeks it seems that the posts on HP had become a bit boring!

mine, btw, I believe is below average though i've never measured or compared it!

I was reminded of a story about Winston Churchill who was told by a soldier "Sir - the Guard door is down." (meaning that his flies were down)

Churchill paused for a while, then asked the soldier:
"Tell me, was the centary standing in attention or was he lolling about on piles of sand?"

mine, btw, I believe is below average though i've never measured or compared it!

The mind boggles at how one would compare. I agree with an earlier post that it's of very little importance compared to compassion, listening grace, love and care, and having laughs together. Love, quite simply put.

But comparisons can be an issue! Who was it, now, who did the nude wrestling scene in Ken Russell's movie with Oliver Reed, "Women In Love" (1969)? The story in it's original telling is hilarious. They had to wrestle nude in front of a fire - typical Ken Russel! But on the day of shooting, neither turned up. They were "ill", had bad colds or whatever. And they didn't appear on Day 2 either, with all the funds being used in waiting for them.

"What on earth is going on?" asked Russel to a mutual friend of the two. "I think I know", he replied, and said he thought he could solve the problem.

He took Reed and the other actor out to the pub, and somehow got them to go to the loo together. Apparently they both sized each other up, saw that neither would be embarrassed by a difference with the other, and filming resumed on the Day 3 for the shoot! :p That's why neither had been turning up!

Just did a Google - the other was Alan Bates.

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I'm glad you started this thread V - for the last few weeks it seems that the posts on HP had become a bit boring!

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then feel free to start an interesting conversation Jamesk 😉

I only clicked on this thread by mistake 😉

Babara x

ahem!!! me too :rolleyes:

I'm glad you started this thread V - for the last few weeks it seems that the posts on HP had become a bit boring!

mine, btw, I believe is below average though i've never measured or compared it!

I was reminded of a story about Winston Churchill who was told by a soldier "Sir - the Guard door is down." (meaning that his flies were down)

Churchill paused for a while, then asked the soldier:
"Tell me, was the centary standing in attention or was he lolling about on piles of sand?"

The other Churchill story about flies is that one time when it was pointed out to him that his flies were unfastened, he replied: "Dead birds don't fall out of the nest."

Allegedly, Robert Maxwell was once told this story and he deliberately went round with his flies undone, so he could repeat the joke whenever anyone pointed it out.

Thanks!

That'll also be my excuse if ever I commit the same mistake! :p "It was just so I could come out with that line, you see....."

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We used to check it through the fist. Make fist and note the position of your bent fingures on your palm. Now open your fist and measure it. It is approx equal to your willy length.

it works

We used to check it through the fist. Make fist and note the position of your bent fingures on your palm. Now open your fist and measure it. It is approx equal to your willy length.

This seems to work - at least for me - but why were you checking it?

funny thread. My hsb is 20cm when erect and certainly the largest I have seen! But like the other ladies have said, its not size that counts but what you do with it..

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funny thread. My hsb is 20cm when erect and certainly the largest I have seen! But like the other ladies have said, its not size that counts but what you do with it..

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.... which reminds me of a post I tried to make with a link a couple of years ago. The mods deleted it as there's a policy of no nude pictures and my link had some. But was about "yogis" in India who use theirs to lift enormous weights! Silly sausages.

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After speaking to some of my girl friends and my actual girlfriend, the general concencus is that a good size is nice but not at all important, but technique is key.

A few girls I know have been with well endowed guys who didnt have a clue how to use it and felt quite let down by the whole experience.

Personally I think mine is a bit odd. Its not much when its flacid but a shade over 7" erect and doesnt have a bad girth either lol.....that being said I've invested a lot of hardwork over the years into learning how to use the thing properly and I never get any complaints! I did used to have a bit of a complex about willy size in my early teens but I guess a lot of blokes do.

I guess if you are confident in the sack and you both get lost in the moment then willy size does not matter at all.

Incidentally there is an ancient arabic method of penis enlargement called "jelqing". Ive never done this but I have seen evidence all over the internet that it works.

Incidentally there is an ancient arabic method of penis enlargement called "jelqing". Ive never done this but I have seen evidence all over the internet that it works.

I think that's it, then. Whatever "jelqing" is (I've a feeling I don't want to know), we could submit it to the mods for another HP sub-forum? 😉

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Personally I think mine is a bit odd.

.....that being said I've invested a lot of hardwork over the years into learning how to use the thing properly ......

Too much information :035:

Myarka.

I haven't visited HP in a while and I'm rather ashamed my eyes zoomed in on this topic! But rather than be a lurker, thought I'd speak up and add something into the equation if I may.:)

I'm not sure if this will be a helpful thought or not.... but in tantric practice, one possible female kind of equivalent to where the guy dangles things off his danglies, is the practice of using an egg shape, in mantak Chias "Cultivating Female Sexual Energy" he suggests an obsidian egg (i think).

Anyway, my point is, to any guys, if a female practices this, size really wouldn't matter.:)

We'are all shapes and sizes,

God gave us what he gave us, just stick with it and learn to love it 😉

For the record...i'm right on the "average size" button.

Craig 😀

Whatever "jelqing" is (I've a feeling I don't want to know)

One of those things you just know you shouldn't have googled

"How Does Jelqing Work?
It's quite simple. Imagine a steam roller driving over a balloon" 😮

No, I'd rather not, if that's OK.........

Gentlemen - its not the size of the waves that matters, its the motion of the ocean!

But thank you for a good laugh reading all the posts!

I find discussions like this rather humourous in a sad sort of way that there are men who worry that their "willie" isn't big enough or women who worry that their breasts aren't big enough. Unfortunately, people worry about such things because even though there may be 100 Celias who say size doesn't matter, all it takes is one who says size *does* matter. Or the media/entertainment industry.

Well Scott, guess it boils down to being more important to develop a more holistic body confidence if that doesn't sound too hippy speak! Personally I think its the person that matters more and, for the record, I would prefer smaller boobs but that's for my own personal view not that imposed by any one else!

And as for a 100 Celia's - perish the thought!

I pulled out my ruler -- not to measure myself because I don't own a penis -- and 7" is much longer than the average man, in my experience. All my past boyfriends have been closer to 5 inches and that was plenty. I suppose women who've had half a dozen kids might prefer big ones... :rolleyes:

If ever I regretted beginning a thread, it was this one. I can't even go back and edit out my posts (without bothering the mods, which I won't do) as they're old enough to be fixed. Gaw blimey! I'd thought of it as a small and brief private discussion that only some men would see (it's under Men's Health as the most suitable place). Positively cringeworthy! 😮 And every next post bumps it up again, as will this one. For those who are cringeing like meself, and really no longer want to know 😮 - my apologies!

An interesting insight into human nature, however, huh? So few people seem to be able to leave the thread alone ...

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If ever I regretted beginning a thread, it was this one. And every next post bumps it up again, as will this one. For those who are cringeing like meself, and really no longer want to know 😮 - my apologies!

V

:005: ha ha,TBH V. when I saw this posted way back,
I thought "what the 'eck has he started, bet he's going to regret this???"

Nope, bet this one goes on for a very long time :o:p

Some people's toy grows faster and at some people slower.
It's weird but at some heavy weight people the toy it's small while short,weak people's toy it's longer.
Why?