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Venetian
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Just to settle this subject once and for all.

I not only consider but know that I am totally average, and I think any stats out there would bear this out. The average for a man is just under 7" right? Not that I have any hang-up, so to speak, about being average! But a past partner of mine thought that I was very big and much beyond the average. It simply is not true. Would anybody like to confirm this, or even find a link to prove my case?

I am simply average and spot-on in that. But I am not believed.

As a P.S., any of you who exceed me as men - er-humph - we could all do without you showing off and giving us the stats. :p

V

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gorseflower
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This made me giggle a bit.
Every single magazine I read in my 6th Form days said that the average willy is between 6 - 7". Some say 6.5", but that's the median, right?

Interestingly though (well, it surprised me at least) the larger flaccid penis will increase in size during erection by a smaller amount than a smaller willy when flaccid....making them both still 6 - 7" long when erect!
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Out of interest, V, are you too scared to type "willy sizes" into google and are getting your fellow HPers into trouble instead?! For shame!!

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LOL. This made me giggle... 7'' when erect?

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Lol, I have this mental picture of everyone now rummaging for their tape-measures and of all the men running away from them...........:011::011:

Incidentally Venetian, how could you know for sure that yours is an average size, as surely that would mean knowing the sizes of all the others.:D BTW what prompted you to raise (cough, cough :rolleyes:) this subject matter?

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Now why do I think that this is going to be a well read thread ??????:o:)

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Well....I've had the tape measure out and I'm a pretty average guy it would seem....but, hey ho....I consider myself to ba a very lucky fella, because at my age,..i'm lucky that everything is still in working order AND our relationship is one of great pleasure......:cool:

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Where are you measuring from, your toes or your armpit? 😮

Myarka

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LOL. This made me giggle... 7'' when erect?

Oh....you meant erect......:p

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As a P.S., any of you who exceed me as men - er-humph - we could all do without you showing off and giving us the stats. :p

V

you speak for yourself 😉

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Where are you measuring from, your toes or your armpit? 😮

Myarka

:rollaugh::rollaugh::rollaugh:

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Out of interest, V, are you too scared to type "willy sizes" into google and are getting your fellow HPers into trouble instead?! For shame!!

I suppose I specifically wanted the opinions of people on HP. While I got no complaints - well, in a way I did to contradict myself. And I kept trying to explain that I am simply normal! And it was not accepted.

Sorry to all for opening this subject, which is not the usual kind of thing I would do.

V

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Well....I've had the tape measure out and I'm a pretty average guy it would seem....but, hey ho....I consider myself to ba a very lucky fella, because at my age,..i'm lucky that everything is still in working order AND our relationship is one of great pleasure......:cool:

I'm not so young myself, so also grateful. Though I think I am entering a long period of celibacy, so it hardly matters anyway ....

I just wanted to establish facts for someone.

🙂
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Treacle
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Maybe your 'past' partner was just being nice! We all know how you men like a bit of flattery!

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Willy's come in all shapes and sizes. Have you measured the girth? Maybe you've got a wide girth. 7 inches is a good size. But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂

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But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂

Agree! 🙂

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muzone
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LOL at this thread 😉

Anyway I find a metric measurement far more flattering.......

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myarka
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LOL at this thread 😉

Anyway I find a metric measurement far more flattering.......

What, in nano metres? 😀

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Now why do I think that this is going to be a well read thread ??????:o:)

I only clicked on this thread by mistake 😉

Babara x

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Venetian
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Willy's come in all shapes and sizes. Have you measured the girth? Maybe you've got a wide girth. 7 inches is a good size. But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂

LOL, one of the biggest laughs I ever had was when I was sixteen, so not so young, yet it turned out at school, in the boys' changing room, that a close friend of the same age ... thought that babies came from, well, er, "somewhere else". I immediately wondered what he'd intended doing with his therefore! 😮

Moreover, since we were just always having each other on, every time I tried to tell him what really to do with it, he kept replying, "You can't fool me!" Tell you, I literally was on the floor with laughter for ages - it almost killed me. :p

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Elensdottir
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I recently read somewhere that a man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.

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Venetian
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I recently read somewhere that a man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.

😮 In September under general anaesthetic, from a goalkeeping injury, I had to have an op on my thumb! Now it's a bit disfigured, with stitch lines, will never quite be normal, and swollen! Hope that doesn't mean anything ... 😮

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W= CF/E x 10

So willy length, W is equal to car length, C multiplied by foot size, F and then divided by the car's cubic capacity, E.

e.g., a car length of 4 metres by a shoe size of 10, equals 40, divided by an engine size of 6 litres, and then multiplied by 10 equals a willy length of 6.7cm.

So it just goes to show those with eco cars have the biggest willies!

Myarka

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Apparently we can also tell the size of a willy by looking at the man's feet. It's a giant step for manhood, Oops I mean mankind. 🙂
The Moscow University team has come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.

So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fella’s old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.
And a guy who stomps around in size 12s will have a healthy 16.8cms or 6.72inches — probably enough to satisfy the most demanding old boot.;)

OK, I just need to ask about some shoe sizes now .....:dft012::005::D

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Crikey, I'm a size 45!!.........:eek:

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Beowolf
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I went to the chiropodist the other day and put my willie on the counter.
The chiropodist said thats not a foot!? I said no but its a good 11 inches!!

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PS that is a sword in my hand!!

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PS that is a sword in my hand!!

Damn, let down again!:rolleyes:

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Elensdottir
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😮 In September under general anaesthetic, from a goalkeeping injury, I had to have an op on my thumb! Now it's a bit disfigured, with stitch lines, will never quite be normal, and swollen! Hope that doesn't mean anything ... 😮

V

Well if, in time, your willy comes to resemble your thumb, I guess the "swollen" might be useful to you in old age!

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Venetian
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Well if, in time, your willy comes to resemble your thumb, I guess the "swollen" might be useful to you in old age!

But to heal the thumb joint, I'm meant to do "exercises" with it (I don't, I always forget), so let's not take the analagy too far!

As for feet and thumbs, I'm sure it's all old wive's tales....

V

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