Just to settle this subject once and for all.
I not only consider but know that I am totally average, and I think any stats out there would bear this out. The average for a man is just under 7" right? Not that I have any hang-up, so to speak, about being average! But a past partner of mine thought that I was very big and much beyond the average. It simply is not true. Would anybody like to confirm this, or even find a link to prove my case?
I am simply average and spot-on in that. But I am not believed.
As a P.S., any of you who exceed me as men - er-humph - we could all do without you showing off and giving us the stats. :p
V
This made me giggle a bit.
Every single magazine I read in my 6th Form days said that the average willy is between 6 - 7". Some say 6.5", but that's the median, right?
Interestingly though (well, it surprised me at least) the larger flaccid penis will increase in size during erection by a smaller amount than a smaller willy when flaccid....making them both still 6 - 7" long when erect!
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Out of interest, V, are you too scared to type "willy sizes" into google and are getting your fellow HPers into trouble instead?! For shame!!
LOL. This made me giggle... 7'' when erect?
Lol, I have this mental picture of everyone now rummaging for their tape-measures and of all the men running away from them...........:011::011:
Incidentally Venetian, how could you know for sure that yours is an average size, as surely that would mean knowing the sizes of all the others.:D BTW what prompted you to raise (cough, cough :rolleyes:) this subject matter?
Now why do I think that this is going to be a well read thread ??????:o:)
Well....I've had the tape measure out and I'm a pretty average guy it would seem....but, hey ho....I consider myself to ba a very lucky fella, because at my age,..i'm lucky that everything is still in working order AND our relationship is one of great pleasure......:cool:
Where are you measuring from, your toes or your armpit? 😮
Myarka
LOL. This made me giggle... 7'' when erect?
Oh....you meant erect......:p
As a P.S., any of you who exceed me as men - er-humph - we could all do without you showing off and giving us the stats. :p
V
you speak for yourself 😉
Where are you measuring from, your toes or your armpit? 😮
Myarka
:rollaugh::rollaugh::rollaugh:
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Out of interest, V, are you too scared to type "willy sizes" into google and are getting your fellow HPers into trouble instead?! For shame!!
I suppose I specifically wanted the opinions of people on HP. While I got no complaints - well, in a way I did to contradict myself. And I kept trying to explain that I am simply normal! And it was not accepted.
Sorry to all for opening this subject, which is not the usual kind of thing I would do.
V
Well....I've had the tape measure out and I'm a pretty average guy it would seem....but, hey ho....I consider myself to ba a very lucky fella, because at my age,..i'm lucky that everything is still in working order AND our relationship is one of great pleasure......:cool:
I'm not so young myself, so also grateful. Though I think I am entering a long period of celibacy, so it hardly matters anyway ....
I just wanted to establish facts for someone.
🙂
V
Maybe your 'past' partner was just being nice! We all know how you men like a bit of flattery!
Willy's come in all shapes and sizes. Have you measured the girth? Maybe you've got a wide girth. 7 inches is a good size. But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂
But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂
Agree! 🙂
LOL at this thread 😉
Anyway I find a metric measurement far more flattering.......
LOL at this thread 😉
Anyway I find a metric measurement far more flattering.......
What, in nano metres? 😀
Now why do I think that this is going to be a well read thread ??????:o:)
I only clicked on this thread by mistake 😉
Babara x
Willy's come in all shapes and sizes. Have you measured the girth? Maybe you've got a wide girth. 7 inches is a good size. But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂
LOL, one of the biggest laughs I ever had was when I was sixteen, so not so young, yet it turned out at school, in the boys' changing room, that a close friend of the same age ... thought that babies came from, well, er, "somewhere else". I immediately wondered what he'd intended doing with his therefore! 😮
Moreover, since we were just always having each other on, every time I tried to tell him what really to do with it, he kept replying, "You can't fool me!" Tell you, I literally was on the floor with laughter for ages - it almost killed me. :p
V
I recently read somewhere that a man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.
I recently read somewhere that a man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.
😮 In September under general anaesthetic, from a goalkeeping injury, I had to have an op on my thumb! Now it's a bit disfigured, with stitch lines, will never quite be normal, and swollen! Hope that doesn't mean anything ... 😮
V
W= CF/E x 10
So willy length, W is equal to car length, C multiplied by foot size, F and then divided by the car's cubic capacity, E.
e.g., a car length of 4 metres by a shoe size of 10, equals 40, divided by an engine size of 6 litres, and then multiplied by 10 equals a willy length of 6.7cm.
So it just goes to show those with eco cars have the biggest willies!
Myarka
Apparently we can also tell the size of a willy by looking at the man's feet. It's a giant step for manhood, Oops I mean mankind. 🙂
The Moscow University team has come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.
So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fella’s old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.
And a guy who stomps around in size 12s will have a healthy 16.8cms or 6.72inches — probably enough to satisfy the most demanding old boot.;)
OK, I just need to ask about some shoe sizes now .....:dft012::005::D
Crikey, I'm a size 45!!.........:eek:
I went to the chiropodist the other day and put my willie on the counter.
The chiropodist said thats not a foot!? I said no but its a good 11 inches!!
PS that is a sword in my hand!!
PS that is a sword in my hand!!
Damn, let down again!:rolleyes:
😮 In September under general anaesthetic, from a goalkeeping injury, I had to have an op on my thumb! Now it's a bit disfigured, with stitch lines, will never quite be normal, and swollen! Hope that doesn't mean anything ... 😮
V
Well if, in time, your willy comes to resemble your thumb, I guess the "swollen" might be useful to you in old age!
Well if, in time, your willy comes to resemble your thumb, I guess the "swollen" might be useful to you in old age!
But to heal the thumb joint, I'm meant to do "exercises" with it (I don't, I always forget), so let's not take the analagy too far!
As for feet and thumbs, I'm sure it's all old wive's tales....
V