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Penis enlargment patch????

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(@woodcat)
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I've just received a spam email advertising a 'Penis Enlargment patch'. What the hell is one of them????

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Energylz
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

That's a new one, I've not heard of a patch before. [&:]

There was a program on Ch.4 (or was it Ch.5) last year, one of those latenight ones, that you have to watch for the sheer "I can't believe they've made a program about this" factor.In the program they tested 3 penis enlarging methods.One was a pump, the second was a type of "stretching" frame and the other was a cream. The men testing these were measured before and after and the only one that seemed to have any effect, surprisingly, was the cream. Perhaps the patch has similar ingredients.

At the end of the day, I wouldn't bother wasting my money on such things.

Love and Reiki Hugs

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(@sue-de-nymme)
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

It is flesh coloured, and has the words 'I am using a penis enlargement patch.' along it. You put it on your forehead before going into the disco.

Sue.

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(@jabba-the-hut)
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

:D:D:D:D:D

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Dedwydd
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

ORIGINAL: Energylz
the only one that seemed to have any effect, surprisingly, was the cream. Perhaps the patch has similar ingredients.

Was that due to itbeing 'massaged in'?

ORIGINAL: Sue de Nymme
It is flesh coloured, and has the words 'I am using a penis enlargement patch.' along it. You put it on your forehead before going into the disco.
Sue.

Hysterical 😀

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Venetian
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

Ooookay - I saw this topic on the HP homepage, and couldn't resist having a look for the laugh factor. 😀

Sue de Nymme is incorrect: a friend of mine tried it and is now tripedal! (Not being serious!)

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(@woodcat)
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

Still none the wiser.Atleast my wife thinks I dont need one!

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(@garthur)
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

Probably because the enlargement can take place without the patch?!:)

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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

Thats one way of putting it! 😉

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Healistic
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RE: Penis enlargment patch????

The Patch is 4" 'thick'.
Good for a:

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(@jennifer)
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as far as i know, only surgery can increase the size of penis and for only 1-1,5 inches. a technique called jelqing has been reported by some guys to work, however this technique may have some undesirable side effects.

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